Mostly Low Budget Movie Reviews with Clarence

Looks Cool… Falls Apart FAST | Pretty Lethal Review

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Project Hail Mary - Worth the hype?

This time I stepped into sci‑fi territory with Project Hail Mary, and yeah… this one caught me off guard in the best way. Ryan Gosling plays a man who wakes up alone on a spacecraft with no memory, only to slowly realize he’s light‑years from Earth and humanity’s last hope. The movie balances smart science, great humor, and surprisingly strong emotion. Gosling absolutely carries this thing, often acting solo or off a prop, and he kills it. Visually, it’s stunning — you can clearly see where that massive budget went — and if I had known how good it looked, IMAX would’ve been the move. It’s an emotional roller coaster with real highs and lows, and yeah… it got me a little misty. While it runs a bit long and could’ve used tighter editing, that’s minor nitpicking. I walked out smiling, feeling good, and honestly wanting to see it again. A rare, legit must‑see in theaters and a major crowd‑pleaser.
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Ready or Not 2 Delivers...But the Original Still Wins

Ready or Not 2 gets off to a strong start. I like that it picks up right where the first left off—no long recap...

War Machine: The Ranger Training Story Was Better Than the Alien Plot

The story follows a soldier pushing through Army Ranger training while dealing with the loss of his brother, and honestly that part of the movie is the strongest. The action is solid, the pacing moves well, and the film definitely earns its R rating with some surprisingly brutal moments.
But then the movie throws an alien invasion into the mix, and that’s where things start to feel a little generic. The concept of a soldier honoring his brother through Ranger training was more interesting than the sci-fi twist, and the final confrontation and ending feel a bit rushed and unresolved. Overall, it’s a decent popcorn action movie that checks the right boxes but doesn’t really do anything new. It's enjoyable in the moment, but not something that will stick with you long after the credits roll. 🎬🍿
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I Watched The Bride! So You Don’t Have To…

The Bride! definitely has style. The visuals look great, Christian Bale is almost unrecognizable as Frankenstein, and Jessie Buckley gives the most interesting performance in the film—even if it sometimes feels a little over-the-top. The movie does a solid job exploring Frankenstein’s loneliness and the Bride’s confusion about what she is, and some of the creative storytelling choices kept things visually engaging.
Unfortunately, the story itself feels more like a collection of ideas than a focused plot. The Mary Shelley possession angle didn’t really work for me, and some of the side themes felt underdeveloped. In the end, it’s an interesting watch with strong performances, but the messy story makes it hard to fully connect with. I’m landing around 55%—worth streaming, but not a full-price theater ticket.
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The Bluff Review: Awesome Fights, Forgettable Story

Prime Video’s #1 trending movie The Bluff brings plenty of pirate action and a strong lead performance, but the story doesn’t quite live up to the excitement. The action scenes are brutal and entertaining, and the lead does a solid job making the fight sequences feel believable. ⚔️🏴‍☠️
Unfortunately, the plot is pretty straightforward with thin characters and weak dialogue that hold it back. Still, if you go in looking for fast-paced action rather than a deep story, there’s enough here to have a good time; solid action, forgettable story.
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Wanda Sykes Brings Real Emotion to a Very Familiar Boxing Story

Undercard is a familiar sports drama, but Wanda Sykes delivers a genuinely strong performance that makes it worth watching. The film doesn’t ask her to do much in terms of boxing realism, but where it shines is in the emotional weight of her character—grief over losing her son, struggling with sobriety, financial pressure, and trying to be there for her daughter. The relationships feel authentic, especially the mother-son dynamic, and the film’s LGBTQ relationship is handled naturally without feeling forced or preachy.
Where the movie stumbles is in its predictability and scale. It follows well-worn sports clichés, and despite an ambitious story involving big promoters and title fights, the low-budget visuals never sell that level of importance. The boxing scenes feel small and undercut the stakes. Still, it’s a solid, well-acted sports drama that lands around a 75%, carried largely by Wanda Sykes’ standout performance—even if it never takes the risks needed to truly elevate itself.
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Relationship Goals: “A Rom-Com That Feels Like a 2-Hour Amazon Ad

I went in expecting the worst—and somehow it still disappointed. The only thing this movie gets right is its final conflict, which avoids the usual rom-com misunderstanding and instead focuses on clashing goals and priorities. Unfortunately, that’s the lone bright spot.
Everything else falls flat. There’s zero romantic chemistry, weak comedic timing, and performances that never rise above average. The script feels like a checklist of tired rom-com clichés, and the story ultimately exists just to sell a book rather than tell anything meaningful. No real character growth, no depth, and shockingly boring.
Unless you’re a hardcore fan of the actors or the book, skip this and watch literally any other rom-com.
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